I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

Multi-tasking arises out of distraction itself.

I love having ten times as much stuff to do as I can possibly find time to do. That way, I can pick the one-tenth that I want to do most. But if I only have enough to just occupy all my time, I'm stuck doing all of whatever stuff it happens to be.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

Be sure to expose yourself to criticism: A fine polish requires an abrasive.