If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home.

Know how weather, especially humidity, can affect the movement of doors and windows.

I believe that love--not imitation--is the sincerest form of flattery. Your imitator thinks that you can be duplicated; your lover knows you can't.

Revenge feels right only to those directly involved. Justice feels right even to outsiders.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

What women want is what men want. They want respect.