Success may be the ability to be happy with whatever we're stuck with.

Profit is what we have left after we make a donation to a worthwhile cause.

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

A good leader needs to stand behind his or her followers as often as he or she needs to stand in front of them.

Teens think listening to music helps them concentrate. It doesn't. It relieves them of the boredom that concentration on homework induces.

Be able to confide your innermost secrets to your mother and your innermost fears to your father.

The only real meaning in life can be found in a good man. And maybe Paris. Preferably the two together.