Be able to cite three good qualities of every relative or acquaintance that you dislike.

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.

The 40s are when you start trading your psychological problems for physical ones.

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

Know what to do if you feel faint or dizzy, especially if you might fall and hit your head.