I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.

I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.