I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?