Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.