Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

Crime has always been a regrettably consistent element of the human experience.

What else are our lives but a story we tell ourselves to find some sense in the pain ofliving?

Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.

Hate wears you down and doesn’t hurt your enemy. It’s like taking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.