You guys are lucky, cuz in Europe, like you can show boobs on TV and like in magazines and what not. We're Americans so the slightest, the slightest glimpse of a nipple will.

We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

I like that about human nature, that people are always striving to do better, and find something new.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.

It totally ruins my voice. I quit smoking, drinking, and doing ecstasy.

If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.