Hard work, studying and perseverance will get you no where in life......it's all about kissing ass

I firmly believe artists should be paid for what they create.

Then when we did the untitled record, we just didn't feel like putting joke stuff on it, so we didn't. It wasn't really a deliberation or a real introspective thing like, "Are we going to joke on this one, are we not going to joke on this one?" We just didn't feel like it on the untitled one, so we didn't.

A lot of guys like to fantasize about having sex with 2 girls at the same time... I like to fantasize about having sex with the same girl twice, thank you.

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

I just want everyone out there to know that I'm super-awesome and a great guy and really cool to talk to and that I appreciate all the support.