It really expresses a man in pain.
Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.
All the really pretty girls get pregnant.
I don't have a problem being on 'MTV,' and I don't have a problem being on the radio. I actually like it. So there. And anyone that calls me a sell out is just jealous.
Make yourself do something stupid so when you really do something stupid you won't feel so bad
There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.