It really expresses a man in pain.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

We just kind of did our own thing and got made fun of by the popular kids. It was kind of like a badge of honor to be an outcast.

And anyone that calls me a sell-out is just jealous.

If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in.

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are.