It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

The history of our race, and each individual’s experience, are sown thick with evidence that a truth is not hard to kill and that a lie told well is immortal.

Whatever a man's age, he can reduce it several years by putting a bright-colored flower in his button-hole.

The spirit of Christianity proclaims the brotherhood of the race and the meaning of that strong word has not been left to guesswork, but made tremendously definite - the Christian must forgive his brother man all crimes he can imagine and commit, and all insults he can conceive and utter - forgive these injuries how many times? - seventy times seven - another way of saying there shall be no limit to this forgiveness. That is the spirit and the law of Christianity.

Love is an irreresisistible desire to be irresistibily desired.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.