Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

Ah, if he could only die temporarily!

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Make your mark in New York and you are a made man.

I was born lazy. I am no lazier now than I was forty years ago, but that is because I reached the limit forty years ago. You can't go beyond possibility.

If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.