We may not pay Satan reverence, for that would be indiscreet, but we can at least respect his talents.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.
It's easy to endure adversity -- if it happens to someone else.
How far we travel in life matters far less than those we meet along the way.
If you're looking for friends when you need them...it's too late.