I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about somebody that was going to die.

After my marriage she edited everything I wrote. And what is more, she not only edited my works, she edited me.

When angry, count to a hundred.

He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

A man is accepted into a church for what he believes and he is turned out for what he knows.

The only people that a bank will loan money to is the very people who don't need it.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.