He has been a doctor a year now and has had two patients - no, three, I think - yes, it was three; I attended their funerals.

Remember this, take this to heart, live by it, die for it if necessary: that our patriotism is medieval, outworn, obsolete; that the modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

Men are more compassionate/(nobler)/magnanimous/generous than God; for men forgive their dead, but God does not.

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

No real estate is permanently valuable but the grave.

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

The choir always tittered and whispered all through the service. There was once a church choir that was not ill-bred, but I have forgotten where it was.