To my mind that literature is best and most enduring which is characterized by a noble simplicity.

I hope all of us may eventually be together in everlasting peace and bliss -- except the inventor of the #‎ telephone .

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

Out of the unconscious lips of babes and sucklings are we satirized.

And what is a man without energy? Nothing - nothing at all.

The timid man yearns for full value and demands a tenth. The bold man strikes for double value and compromises on par.