Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time.
You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer.
I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.
A wanton waste of projectiles.