Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.
When some men discharge an obligation, you can hear the report for miles around.
God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and Iām not feeling so well myself.
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.