True irreverence is disrespect for another man's god.
A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.
It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.
To stand still is to fall behind.
Never waste a lie; you never know when you may need it.
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial 'we.'