Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

The waves most washed me off the raft sometimes, but I hadn't any clothes on, and didn't mind.

Each nation knowing it has the only true religion and the only sane system of government, each despising all the others, each an ass and not suspecting it.

Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.

Everybody lies...every day, every hour, awake, asleep, in his dreams, in his joy, in his mourning. If he keeps his tongue still his hands, his feet, his eyes, his attitude will convey deception.

If we were meant to talk more than listen, we would have two mouths and one ear.

How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!