I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
The more I know people, the more I love my dog.
Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
When someone dies, it is like when your house burns down; it isn't for years that you realize the full extent of your loss.
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.