It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Humor is tragedy plus time.

It is noble to teach oneself; it is still nobler to teach others.

Everybody's private motto: It's better to be popular than right.

The real yellow peril: Gold.

I have been complimented many times and they always embarrass me; I always feel that they have not said enough.