The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf.

There is one notable thing about our Christianity: bad, bloody, merciless, money-grabbing, and predatory. The invention of hell measured by our Christianity of today, bad as it is, hypocritical as it is, empty and hollow as it is, neither the deity nor his son is a Christian, nor qualified for that moderately high place. Ours is a terrible religion. The fleets of the world could swim in spacious comfort in the innocent blood it has spilled.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.

There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless.

The cost of living hasn't effected its popularity.