The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.

How often we recall with regret that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and killed a publisher. But we remember with charity that his intentions were good.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

Nothing incites to money-crimes like great poverty or great wealth.

Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.