Drop this mean and sordid and selfish devotion to the saving of your shabby little souls, and hunt up something to do that's got some dignity to it! Risk your souls! Risk them in good causes; then if you lose them, why should you care? Reform!

I begin to see that a man's got to be in his own heaven to be happy.

Man is without doubt the most interesting fool there is. He concedes that God made the angels immune from pain and death, and that he could have been similarly kind to man, but denies that he was under any moral obligation to do so.

To trust the God of the Bible is to trust an irascible, vindictive, fierce and ever fickle and changeful master.

Children have but little charity for one another's defects

Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.