It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
Mark TwainHumor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark TwainWhen there was room on the ledge outside of the pots and boxes for a cat, the cat was there- in sunny weather- stretched at full length, asleep and blissful, with her furry belly to the sun and a paw curved over her nose.
Mark Twain