There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
They say that you can't live by bread alone, but I can live on compliments.
Cherimoya, the most delicious fruit known to men.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Simplified spelling is all right, but, like chastity, you can carry it too far.