The existing phrasebooks are inadequate. They are well enough as far as they go, but when you fall down and skin your leg they don't tell you what to say.
Mark TwainDon't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark TwainGeorge Washington, as a boy, was ignorant of the commonest accomplishments of youth. He could not even lie.
Mark TwainThere was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.
Mark Twain