The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.

Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.

I simply can´t resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course.

Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

A person that started in to carry a cat home by the tail was gitting knowledge that was always going to be useful to him, and warn't ever going to grow dim or doubtful.

Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.