Optimist: Person who travels on nothing from nowhere to happiness.
It is more trouble to make a maxim than it is to do right.
Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them shut by force.
Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.