You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
Public Servant: Persons chosen by the people to distribute the graft.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Never tell a lie-except for practice.
Of course, no man is entirely in his right mind at any time.
It is sound judgment to put on a bold face and play your hand for a hundred times what it is worth; forty-nine times out of fifty nobody dares to call it, and you roll in the chips.