The first half of my life I went to school, the second half of my life I got an education.

A good memory and a tongue tied in the middle is a combination which gives immortality to conversation.

The introduction of homeopathy forced the old school doctor to stir around and learn something of a rational nature about his business. You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths to destroy it.

We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

If ignorance is bliss, why isn't the world happier?

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one.