Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.

Good judgment comes from experience. And where does experience come from? Experience comes from bad judgment.

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

The cigar-box which the European calls a 'lift' needs but to be compared with our elevators to be appreciated. The lift stops to reflect between floors. That is all right in a hearse, but not in elevators. The American elevator acts like a man's patent purge-it works.