Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else.

An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.

Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it.

The jury system puts a ban upon intelligence and honesty and a premium upon ignorance, stupidity and perjury.

We all know about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.