The only difference between reality and fiction is that fiction needs to be credible.

Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.

When the world is made to be idiot-proof, the world will become overpopulated with idiots.

There isn't any way to libel the human race.

I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.

If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love.

The problem with education is school.