He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

The law of work does seem utterly unfair-but there it is, and nothing can change it: the higher the pay in enjoyment the worker gets out of it, the higher shall be his pay in cash, too.

All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color.

That is the way we are made: we don't reason, where we feel; we just feel.

Explaining humor is a lot like dissecting a frog, you learn a lot in the process, but in the end you kill it.

If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.