He is now rising from affluence to poverty.

When it comes down to pure ornamental cursing, the native American is gifted above the sons of men.

Christianity will doubtless still survive in the earth ten centuries hence- stuffed and in a museum.

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.

To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.

Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.