There are no grades of vanity; there are only grades of ability in concealing it.
If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
There's a good spot tucked away somewhere in everybody. You'll be a long time finding it, sometimes.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.
An American has not seen the United States until he has seen Mardi-Gras in New Orleans.