I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Humor is tragedy plus time.
December is the toughest month of the year. Others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, October, August, and February.
I never write "metropolis" for seven cents when I can write "city" and get paid the same.
It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
Writing is easy. All you have to do is cross out the wrong words.