In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

Our lives, our liberty, and our property are never in greater danger than when Congress is in session.

There isn't a Parallel of Latitude but thinks it would have been the Equator if it had had its rights.

The Koran does not permit Mohammedans to drink. Their natural instincts do not permit them to be moral. They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy.

When I am king they shall not have bread and shelter only, but also teachings out of books, for a full belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer.