Put no trust in the benefits to accrue from early rising, as set forth by the infatuated Franklin.
Life is short, break the rules.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.
If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Whatever you say, say it with conviction
Adam was not alone in the Garden of Eden, however, and does not deserve all the credit; much is due to Eve, the first woman, and Satan, the first consultant.