If it would not look too much like showing off, I would tell the reader where New Zealand is.
The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.
The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality.
Honesty is often the best policy, but sometimes the appearance of it is worth six of it.
Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.
What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?