I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.
My memory was never loaded with anything but blank cartridges.
Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned
A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.
If you must be indiscrete, be discrete in your indiscretion.
Twenty-four years ago I was strangely handsome; in San Francisco in the rainy season I was often mistaken for fair weather.