It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog.

But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

He was a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.

I said there was but one solitary thing about the past worth remembering, and that was the fact that it is past-can't be restored.

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.

There are many scapegoats for our sins, but the most popular one is Providence.