Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

If it is a Miracle, any sort of evidence will answer, but if it is a Fact, proof is necessary

It is so unsatisfactory to read a noble passage and have no one you love at hand to share the happiness with you. And it is unsatisfactory to read to one's self anyhow - for the uttered voice so heightens the expression.

a fully belly is little worth where the mind is starved.

If I had more time, I would have written less.

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. I believe that whenever a human being, of even the highest intelligence and culture, delivers an opinion upon a matter apart from his particular and especial line of interest, training and experience, it will always be an opinion of so foolish and so valueless a sort that it can be depended upon to suggest to our Heavenly Father that the human being is another disappointment and that he is no considerable improvement upon the monkey.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.