Never put off till tomorrow what you can do day after tomorrow just as well.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR per G.G., CHIEF OF ORDNANCE

I hate to hear people say this Judge will vote so and so, because he is a Democrat -- and this one so and so because he is a Republican. It is shameful. The Judges have the Constitution for their guidance; they have no right to any politics save the politics of rigid right and justice when they are sitting in judgment upon the great matters that come before them.