Now I can only pray that there may be a God -- and a heaven -- or something better.

As for the dinosaur - But Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal and America had not then been discovered.

It is not best to use our morals weekdays, it gets them out of repair for Sunday.

But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, and gave them rest and forgetfulness; death was man’s best friend; when man could endure life no longer, death came and set him free.

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.

The average American's simplest and commonest form of breakfast consists of coffee and beefsteak.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life, but in a good many cases the man is in a neighboring saloon and does not hear her.