I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

If you have nothing to say, say nothing.

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.

Man is the only animal that is cruel. It kills just for the sake of it.

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We were good boys, good Presbyterian boys, and loyal and all that; anyway, we were good Presbyterian boys when the weather was doubtful; when it was fair, we did wander a little from the fold.

I don't want my girl to be so skinny she can knife me with her knee.