Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
Mark TwainBut the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape long at a time.
Mark TwainMost writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.
Mark Twain...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.
Mark TwainIn religion and politics, people's belief's and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination
Mark TwainThe true Southern watermelon is a boon apart, and not to be mentioned with commoner things. It is chief of this world'd luxuries, king by grace of God over all the fruits of the earth. When one has tasted it, he knows what the angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took: we know it because she repented.
Mark Twain