There isn't anything so grotesque or so incredible that the average human being can't believe it.
Mark TwainI am dead to adverbs; they cannot excite me. To misplace an adverb is a thing which I am able to do with frozen indifference; it can never give me a pang. There are subtleties which I cannot master at all - they confuse me, they mean absolutely nothing to me - and this adverb plague is one of them.
Mark TwainA banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.
Mark Twain