In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

We have to keep our God placated with prayer, and even then we are never sure of him-how much higher and finer is the Indian's God...Our illogical God is all-powerful in name, but impotent in fact; the Great Spirit is not all-powerful, but does the very best he can for his injun and does it free of charge

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.

A man accustomed to American food and American domestic cookery would not starve to death suddenly in Europe, but I think he would gradually waste away, and eventually die.

Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped, but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.

Germany, the diseased world's bathhouse.