It is easier to stay out than get out.

It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Tight pants are just uncomfortable.

History never repeats itself; at best it sometimes rhymes.

I have never seen what to me seemed an atom of proof that there is a future life. And yet-I am inclined to expect one.

I never could do anything with figures, never had any talent for mathematics, never accomplished anything in my efforts at that rugged study, and to-day the only mathematics I know is multiplication, and the minute I get away up in that, as soon as I reach nine times seven- [He lapsed into deep thought, trying to figure nine times seven. Mr. McKelway whispered the answer to him.] I've got it now. It's eighty-four. Well, I can get that far all right with a little hesitation. After that I am uncertain, and I can't manage a statistic.