Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat.
There are some few people I respect and admire, but I don't think much of the species.
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
When you feel like tellin a feller to go to the devil - tell him to go to Chicago - it'll anser every purpose, and is perhaps, a leetle more expensive.