Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.

All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

If you don't know how to pronounce a word, say it loudly. Do not compound mispronunciation with inaudibility

Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.

Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.