Names are not always what they seem.

A sound heart is a surer guide than an ill-trained conscience.

Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use.

If the Christians of America could be persuaded to vote God and a clean ticket, it would bring about a moral revolution that would be incalculably beneficent. It would save the country.

Protestant parents still keep a Bible handy in the house, so that the children can study it, and one of the first things the little boys and girls learn is to be righteous and holy and not piss against the wall. They study those passages more than they study any others, except those which incite to masturbation. Those they hunt out and study in private.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.

Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.